Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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