I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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