So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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