VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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