1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Porn is love you can see.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
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There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
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Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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