Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
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I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
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He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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