kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
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You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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