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(207): View more from Maine

watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food

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(309): View more from Illinois

So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.

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(559): View more from California

You realize it's finals week?

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Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.

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You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan

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(952): View more from Minnesota

What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.

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(925): View more from California

can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs

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