Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
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Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
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I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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