Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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