great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
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