you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
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Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
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I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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