Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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