Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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