Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
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He is like the real live version of the state fair..
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
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You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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