what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
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His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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