I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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