I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
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I'm just crazy horny about you
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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