may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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