Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
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She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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