it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
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He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
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Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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