So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
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Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
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I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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