Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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