I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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