i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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