Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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