you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
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he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
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I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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