Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
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