Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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