I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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