OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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