I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
do nipples grow back?
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