I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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