I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Say something about gay babies.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
We had sex on a dog bed..
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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