Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
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Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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