I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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