Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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