I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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