is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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