this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
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Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
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If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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