He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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