Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
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It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
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I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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