Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
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