You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Randomize
