lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I will die if light touches me.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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