new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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