I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
not ubering you a puppy
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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