i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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