I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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