What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
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And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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