btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
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I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
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Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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