I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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