remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
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writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
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I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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