Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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