A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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